…Oh, you have got to be kidding me. Please. Someone tell me this isn’t real.
This is a…a…oh Castor, I can’t even bring myself to say it. It’s… *gulps* It’s a prequel. To 300. *shudders*
WHY, BACCHUS, WHY. WHY WOULD YOU LET THIS MONSTROSITY BE MADE.
And it’s coming to a theater near you (if you live in the US, anyway – don’t know about other countries’ dates) on August 2nd, 2013.
Here’s Wikipedia’s page on the film. I can’t bring myself to type any more.
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At least Aphrodite is giving me Eva Green…but seriously, that sucks.
I…yeah. I think she’s going to be the only good thing about this film.
I don’t even know who any of the other actors are :[
Oh Great Gods on Snowy Olympos, tell me this is a joke… *feels like Rose as well…*
Nope…no joke. D: I wish it were, though.
And then there’s “Gods Behaving Badly”, which will be released later this year…starring Christopher Walken as Zeus. I love the guy, but him playing Zeus? No, nonononononono!