…Oh, you have got to be kidding me. Please. Someone tell me this isn’t real.
This is a…a…oh Castor, I can’t even bring myself to say it. It’s… *gulps* It’s a prequel. To 300. *shudders*
WHY, BACCHUS, WHY. WHY WOULD YOU LET THIS MONSTROSITY BE MADE.
And it’s coming to a theater near you (if you live in the US, anyway – don’t know about other countries’ dates) on August 2nd, 2013.
Here’s Wikipedia’s page on the film. I can’t bring myself to type any more.